My Momma Says She's Not Here T-Shirt — Funny Colorful Kids/Moms/Teachers/Adult Graphic Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, lived-in comfort with a playful voice. This garment-dyed tee reads like a small, cheeky note in bright, childlike lettering: “My Momma Says Shes Not Here.” The relaxed, heavyweight cotton dries into a pillowy hand that only gets better with wear. Wear it for slow weekends, coffee runs, or when you want to add a wink to your casual rotation. The colors and hand-drawn accents make it feel personal — like a vintage schoolroom scavenger hunt turned wardrobe staple. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and offered in many colors, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone as an honest, everyday statement piece.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in texture and gentle color variation
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for substantial, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability and cleaner silhouette
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean